Run.. Forrest.. Run...

"The Promise". Just finished downloaded it last night cause I don't have the urge to watch it in cinema. As I expected, even worst than "House of Flying Daggers". If a serious film that not suppose to make you laugh your ass off have already proven this movie and the director in deep shit. What I can see is just a bunch of Anti-Newton law idiots who tried to deceive gravity flying here and there and running like a mad cow. (Imagine Dash in The Incredibles). Pity Newton who worked so hard for his theory.

After I watched "A Chinese Tall Story", I felt it wasn't so bad at all even its a stupid show that have lots of flaw visual effects compare to "The Promise" bull scene that was so badly generated in 3d.

The casting, most ridiculous casting I've ever seen. I do not know why they didn't cast Chinese people into the movie since China is so freakin big and they can't even find a proper cast? The Korean and Japanese actor speak really lousy and awkward Mandarin. Obviously, they just want to boost the market in Korea, Japan and Hongkong.

The Slave - Kun Lun, who can run like Dash in The Incredibles.

Master:" Run ..! Kun Lun..! Run...!!" The matter of fact, Kun Lun was crawling.. and still can crawl faster than bull. And this is what I called.... bullshit....

Badly generated CG bull chasing scene.. Ooops sorry... bullshitting scene..

Nicholas Tse, as Duke, giving order to release arrows. The most ridiculuos weapon I've ever seen, a golden pointing hand mounted on a wand. It would be fun if it is middle finger.

.......... I got nothing to say......

Ceceilia Cheung, as Qing Cheng (overthrower of cities), she was every mens' dream. Men would die for her. And now she ordered the army to shoot at the evil Emperor. The army aiming at him now since they are so fascinated by her beauty.

The Emperor panic and draw his sword. Look at his angry furrow eye brown. He has gone mad!

Since she can order the army to shoot down the Emperor, but why is she still running away from the Emperor and end up fell off the rooftop. What are the army doing down there? Oh yeah.. they got a perfect view.... her upskirt.... thats why they can't move.