Run.. Forrest.. Run...

"The Promise". Just finished downloaded it last night cause I don't have the urge to watch it in cinema. As I expected, even worst than "House of Flying Daggers". If a serious film that not suppose to make you laugh your ass off have already proven this movie and the director in deep shit. What I can see is just a bunch of Anti-Newton law idiots who tried to deceive gravity flying here and there and running like a mad cow. (Imagine Dash in The Incredibles). Pity Newton who worked so hard for his theory.

After I watched "A Chinese Tall Story", I felt it wasn't so bad at all even its a stupid show that have lots of flaw visual effects compare to "The Promise" bull scene that was so badly generated in 3d.

The casting, most ridiculous casting I've ever seen. I do not know why they didn't cast Chinese people into the movie since China is so freakin big and they can't even find a proper cast? The Korean and Japanese actor speak really lousy and awkward Mandarin. Obviously, they just want to boost the market in Korea, Japan and Hongkong.

The Slave - Kun Lun, who can run like Dash in The Incredibles.

Master:" Run ..! Kun Lun..! Run...!!" The matter of fact, Kun Lun was crawling.. and still can crawl faster than bull. And this is what I called.... bullshit....

Badly generated CG bull chasing scene.. Ooops sorry... bullshitting scene..

Nicholas Tse, as Duke, giving order to release arrows. The most ridiculuos weapon I've ever seen, a golden pointing hand mounted on a wand. It would be fun if it is middle finger.

.......... I got nothing to say......

Ceceilia Cheung, as Qing Cheng (overthrower of cities), she was every mens' dream. Men would die for her. And now she ordered the army to shoot at the evil Emperor. The army aiming at him now since they are so fascinated by her beauty.

The Emperor panic and draw his sword. Look at his angry furrow eye brown. He has gone mad!

Since she can order the army to shoot down the Emperor, but why is she still running away from the Emperor and end up fell off the rooftop. What are the army doing down there? Oh yeah.. they got a perfect view.... her upskirt.... thats why they can't move.

The Slave, the Saviour, the Time Traveler... fly off to the sky and travel back in time...

So, hope you enjoy the Rojak Show.

HID - Headlight for Idiotic Dumbass

Originally, HID-High Intensity Discharge lighting systems are suited for diving applications. But lots of Malaysian drivers have it installed for their cars' headlight. And the lights really annoy me when it hits my rear mirror and reflects straight into my retinas. And I cant freakin see what's coming from my left handside if I tried to cut into another lane. I nearly hit a car when driving home from Kesas highway. Such selfish and arrogant scumbag nearly cost me my life.

How could the government, traffic police not do something about it...? Obviously, Malaysia is not a hazardous weathered country, we don't have snowstorm, we don't have fog, well, sometimes we got haze if the apes from Indon play matches in the forrest again. Other than that, we can always see clearly and drive safely at night. Malaysia is considered as a well developed country. We got lamppost all over the street and highway. We are not driving in the jungle or rainforest. HID stands for Headlight for Idiotic Driver. I will not stop cursing it, it nearly cost me my life. If I could find the driver.. I will take my revenge...

Dong Zhi

She called again, I told her I'm still buzy working. She started counting, if she still have 30 years to go, and I just go back once per year, meaning she will only be able to see me 30 times for the rest of her life. Im stoned. I do not know what to say. 6:37 am.. and Im still in the office. Dong Zhi means reunion, what the hell am I doing here. After hung up the phone, I started scribbling on an empty photoshop canvas. Wishing is not enough, but what else can I do... I promise I will come home this Christmas.

The Sign

After reading the Joey Yap's Feng Shui and Astrology 2006 in MPH which explain annual outlook for all 12 animal signs, and monthly outlook for each month of 2006. I found out my animal sign doesn't look good in the year of Fire Dog. The prophecy already began......

I locked myself outside the door TWICE.!! The keyhole was having period and it just won't let my key in. And its already 4am in the morning.. Finally I decided to do it the hard way, I drove to Ivan's house and took some of his wrench tool. I now got plier, hammer, mini saw, and etc. plus some toolset from my car. These were the weapon I used to get rid of the broken door knob.

Instructions to destruct door knob.

With these tools I can actually broke the door knob within a minute without waking up my neighbour. But I wasted all my time trying to formulate a way to unlock the knob, I wasted my time trying to figure out how the mechanism works. Stupid.. plain stupid to think smart......

Levy on Blank CD-R? What else.?

Firstly, they propose levy on foreign film. Now they are going to impose levy on BLANK CD-R??

"The Music Council of Malaysia (MMM) wants the Government to impose a levy on blank CD-Rs. It is concerned over the loss in revenue to the music industry whenever customers make copies of music CDs. [Source: The Star, Malaysia]"

Thanks to our retarded MMM (should called it Moronic Music Council of Malaysia) Secretary, Ong Peng Chu. Once the looser can't stop piracy, they will point their finger at consumer and start complaining how the music industry went downhill.

"The Music Council of Malaysia (MMM) called on the Government to impose a levy of 0.5 per cent on blank recordable compact discs (CD-Rs). The money would be used to ‘further develop the local music industry, such as funding more shows by artistes or antipiracy programmes"

Let's don't talk about original local music CD, if you see your own music being sell in hawker center or beside the street, you should be proud of yourself. If you can't find one, thats mean you really suck! People out there already fed up with that kind of support local product kind of shit, it always end up either they want to vomit blood or they curse your great great grand father's daughther's son's aunty's cousin's sister. ( Great example : Legend Of Red Curse)

Furthermore, CD-R is just the media to store data. What kind of levy shit that you wanna impose if people just want to backup their file for work?

"We believe two out of every three CD-Rs sold (in the country) are used for the copying of audio-visual material,” said Ong Peng Chu, MMM secretary."

They believe...? Believe means to expect or suppose. It is not a evidentiary fact. Neo died because he believe he is the One. But you are not the One.

Crazy Friday Night In Bangsar!

After dinner at Mid Valley with Joon Han. We shift to Bangsar for a meeting. And this is what I saw when we were having cakes with Sim and Jess....... it caught my attention....

I saw...I saw.. something floating in the air when I turned my head into that direction... a big bowl...? UFO...? A ghost..?? No.. ITS BIG!

OMG!! Big eyes were starring at me!! It got a big MOUTH!! Its looking at me now!!

NOOOOOoo!!! Its da Crazy Frog!!!! Its holding a Cornetto ice cream!! Its crazy!! Frog don't eat ice cream!! Oh.. I forgot! Its da Crazy Frog! It eats everything!! RUN!!

Finale of the Very First

Finally, the very first and probably the last succesful event we ever did for Nokia. The theme for this event is "What A Girl Wants?" So, all the media people from different magazine invited here were all girls! Well.. for the hostress for this event...

Chermaine Poo!

- She was abit unnatural to bring the audiences' attention into the mood for the event at the begining. But still, she is gorgeous! hehe...

Barry Lee! Managing Director of Malaysia.

- The person who doesn't talk much.

Joon Han! The joker and the Narrator!

- The boss! Fearless mastermind! The one who being hated by the media people after the realistic narration and acting, which I think is a great success! Hahaha!

Jessie! The Girl From Cheras!

- Hope she doen't see this. She would probably kill me... Anyway, she is the client. A great client!

Llewelyn! Musical director for the musical performance.

- A pianist that has a big monkey god ear. He could probably hear u masturbate in bathroom miles away.

Erm.. I forgot her name. Didn't go for the rehersal previously. A singer with extreme expression! But I think she is the best in the group of 3.

The second singer. Her performance was not bad as well. The third one was abit slightly off. May be she ate too much before singing. Didn't manage to took any picture cause at the other hand im holding a dvcam. The band was great too. Although the percussion was abit off beat within that few seconds...

Start singing Marilyn Monroe - I wanna be Loved by You.

These were all the media people. For the finale, everyone left happilly after the pampering session which include massage, pedicure, medicure, make up, and also received a brand new Nokia 6111. Dammit! I should have come as the media people! Just to get the phone! But I probably have to dress like a woman...

Most importanly, clients were happy. Although at the begining was quite a mess. But the team managed to cope with it.

Finally, the Amok team will be able to focus on what we are doing now! The "Thing"! Stay tuned!

Attack of Flubbles

Took this photo in Nine restaurant's bar section, those cute little things are actually salt and pepper container which come in pairs with black and white combination brought by Ah Soon.

This is how they look like when they are in pairs. The white one should be filled with salt, and the black one is for pepper.

"Others say we look so different, yet we felt so alike"

Once Upon A Time In Malaysia

Initially, I saw this from Linsey's blog. And I actually found a forum discussing on whether is Hang Tuah a Chinese. Click this link to find out more.

"In June 1998, the government of Malaysia had hired a team of experts from across the continent to be gather here in Malaysia for a research project to compliment the history studies that we undertaken in our secondary school. The objective of the research is simply:

1. To find prove and evident that show the Malays are the origins of Malaysia and they are the first race and religion that lands their foot in Malaysia.

2. To further strengthen their claims, first they need to find the grave yard of the Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and etc..to show the existant of their pioneer.

3. The Batu bersurat in Terengganu, reveals that the islamic religion has landed in malaysia for a hundred years ago which further strengthen their claims!

That is why, we are taught with sejarah (history of malaysia)

BEWARE & OPEN YOUR EYES!!! go ask your brother, sister, niece, newphew and etc. etc, since the year 1999 (if i'm not mistaken) or year 2000, do they study about HANG TUAH anymore?

Why is that popular subject GONE? Missing in action? or evidence reveals something different that causes the government to stop the syllabus and HIDE the TRUTH?

Here are the Evidences of the findings by the team of scientists, archaeologist,historian and other technical staff from the United State, United Kingdom, Germany, Canada, Yemen & Russia.

The evidence are:

1) They finally found the grave yard of Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat and etc..., their skeleton had been analise and samples of DNA had been taken with the results show:

Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekiu and mates, they are NOT MALAY! they are CHINESE (islamic)from China! and why are they here in Malacca? because they are in a misison to protect the UNGRATEFUL MALAY from the potential attack of SIAM (Thailand)!

So Hang tuah is not malay hero!!! they are the protector of the useless and ungrateful Parameswara (who is from INDONESIA) landed in Malacca and claim the land belongs to him!

The hang tuah bunch of people are all from china, they are being assign to malacca because parameswara request the Ching Dynasty Emporer for protection!

This is why the Hang Tuah series of history is MISSING from the SEJARAH!!!!

2nd. Evidence:

The researchers hired by the government found the oldest tomb stone(grave yard) in Kelantan in year 2000. Suprisingly the tomb stone are at least 900 years old!!!! older than the so-called batu bersurat. and the best thing is, it belong to the CHINESE!"


In this case, I think someone will have to reshoot Puteri Gunung Ledang by casting Jet Li into the film as Hang Tuah. Cos he can fly on roof top, he know kungfu better than M Nasir, and he is CHINESE.

Next wish list

Argh.. !!! Another pending wish list. I will get you after I came back from Indon for Diana's wedding!!! One day, you shall be mine..!!! Sony DSC-H1!

Make love, not war!

Came across with this Xiaocom newspaper ad recently, which I think is quite stupid. I have seen green jelly and yellow jelly, but I ain't freakin see blue jelly before.

Obviously, the green represent Maxis, yellow represent Digi. And of course, blue represent Celcom itself. A freakin big plate of blue jelly contains permitted food conditioner, flavouring, preservative and ultimate colouring, which directly influenced consumer to think twice before purchasing the product.

Anyway, if I plan to set up a communication company, I will call it MAGICOM. "The communication that works like magic". Anyone find me investors..?

The Return of Chubby

Just one more week, Chubby will be coming back home from UK. Still miss the moment we been together in Taiwan and did lots of crazy stuff back then in Malaysia. These are the list of things that we plan to do together with Joyce, Camy, Chris and of course, Lao Si, when you come back.

1. Cook
2. Projet
3. Dim Sum
4. Sing K
5. Watch "movie"
6. Interrogate Session with Chubby
7. Clubbing.

What else..? Haha. Follow chicken answer reaction.

Ultimate Spiderman

Finally, beat the hell out of the game. Either you play as the annoying acrobatic spidey who crap alot, or the incredible venom who consume civilian and smack people like crazy throughout the game.

Unfortunately, theres too few story missions in this game. Other than that, it's just a chase and race game, which I think its a total crap. But still, I enjoy the cel-shaded graphics and some boss fighting level, which is quite challenging. Fight with big time super villains like Rhino, Green Goblin, Carnage, Electro and of course, the ultimate enemy of Spiderman, Venom!

Birthday Girl

Celebrated Joyce's 24th birthday on Thursday. Not quite a surprise party, more like a casual visit and we ambushed her house.

Anyway, mom was the greatest living thing on planet earth. After 9 months of suffering, she give birth of you. Remember to always celebrate birthday with mom. Birthday also known as "Mu Nan Ri" in Mandarin, means "Mother Suffer Day"

Sunday Fever

Whole bunch of Amok crew went to Nine on Sunday, met up with a girl name Chermaine. Quite a pretty girl, cute cute, small small, muscular arm. Haha.! Being electro"cute" by her electromagnetic eyes! (above image) Anyway, she will be helping us in the upcoming event. Stay tuned!

After the meeting, we went to Laksa Shack for dinner. By any chance, if anyone think of having laksa there, buy toilet paper. Tons of toilet paper. Me and Joonhan already "lai yeh". Don't know whether is Ah Soon ok or not. More review - ivanyee.com

Saving Face

Quite a nice first feature film, directed by a openly lesbian Chinese American, Alice Wu. Story covers a relationship between a chinese lesbian surgeon, Wil, who can't speak proper mandarin fell in love with a pretty cute dancer, Vivian. Joan Chen who plays Wil's mom was gorgeous. Being pregnant without husband and having a lesbian daughther results her being chased out by her traditional stereotype thinking parents.

Well, every film have it's flaw. Just felt like the relationship between Wil and Vivian should be more in depth. Theres too few scenes describe how they get into the couplehood. Anyway, scenes where they having sex in Vivian apartment were great!

Wish I could see a really nice looking lesbian couple here in Malaysia. But it always turn out to be nightmare..... Ask Ivan....

Sex And The Didi

Watched a TV programme from Taiwan, this show is called "Guess Guess Guess!" Hosted by 3 silly retard as shown above. Starting from the show, they welcomed their guest.

This is the GUEST. Whole bunch of innocent kids from Sunrise Education.

This is the topic which they will going to make fun of for this episode. Gigolo. A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with and receives financial support from a woman. Celebrities were also invited in this show. After the intro, 4 moronic male Taiwanese will come out, basically they will intro themselves as what they are and let the audience choose which is the real gigolo among four of them. The fake one have to pretend as if they were gigolo.

This is the sample of video clip that they showed, whole bunch of gigolo playing with women in pub spreaded all over the corner.

Once again. welcome the kids from Sunrise Education. Do they even know what the adults were talking about...?

Good to go. Taiwanese. There goes the future of your kids.

Lost In Translation

Got this album from JoonHan. Great piece of music. Compose by Zhao JiPing and conducted by Hu BingXu.

Except for one thing, the title of the album. In mandarin, it is called " Dian Ying", means "Movie" in English. In mandarin, each single individual word have its own meaning, when you combine with other word. It turn out to be another meaning.

In this case, "Dian" means electric. "Ying" means shadow. So, now you got "Electric Shadows".

Im Buzy

I received lots of called recently, mostly from Fatness First, Curryfobia Fitness etc. I do not know who give out my name and contact number to them. Whoever it is, go get a life.

They are damn freakin' irritating. When they start to intro themselves as what they are, (mostly received call when Im watching movie) I will load in my "yamateh" downloaded movie, tune to maximum level of volume, both pc and handphone. and let them listen to "The Sound of Making Love".

I want them to get excited and get a better life, I want them to realize that having sex can also burn fat. Why pay money for gym?

The Girl From Ipoh

"The Girl From Ipoh", a melodrama played by Carmen Soo as Mei Lee, with Music Director Penny Low, performed by A Capella group LiT Performers.

The A Capella group LiT Performers annoyed me so much. Is like watching the whole bunch of crazy frogs singing on the stage. They are also part of the talking subtitles, which I don't think it worked well with the drama. It was like watching a movie with 2 separated audio channel, one is Cantonese, another one is English. I still do not understand, why a capella? Where is the rationale? Why can't compose own lyrics and music for own drama?

Carmen Soo was gorgeous, but the role she played was irritating. She just keep on arguing and babbling to herself. Anyway, I still adore her.

The structure? Oh gosh.. is there any.? My grandmother's story was even better.